I Don’t Believe It for a Minute!

(Spencer holding crotch, squeezing legs together and hopping.)
Mom: Spencer, do you need to go potty?
Spencer: No. I’m just jumping.

(Spencer holding crotch and flailing arms and legs.)
Mom: Spencer, do you need to go pee-pee?
Spencer: No. I’m just dancing.

(Spencer holding crotch and running in circles around the room.)
Mom: Spencer, do you need to go potty?
Spencer: No. I’m just jogging.